HOA President

Terms of Use

Effective date: August 19, 2026

HOA President is a work of satirical fiction. Cedar Hollow Estates, its homeowners association, both election slates, and every resident, committee, and crisis in the deck are invented. No real person, association, management company, or neighborhood is depicted, named, or intended, and the game takes no side in any real dispute. Section 5 sets this out in full.

Publisher: Delvir Limited Liability Co. ("Delvir," "we," "us," "our"), a Wyoming limited liability company, 30 N Gould St, Ste R, Sheridan, WY 82801, United States. Contact: team@delvir.co

These Terms of Use ("Terms") are a binding agreement between you and Delvir. They govern your download, purchase, and use of the HOA President iOS application (the "App"). By downloading, installing, or using the App, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, do not download or use the App, and delete it if you already have.

1. Relationship to Apple's license terms

The App is licensed to you under Apple's Standard End User License Agreement unless we provide a separate license agreement, in which case these Terms serve as that agreement and supersede Apple's Standard EULA to the extent permitted. These Terms are intended to meet Apple's minimum required terms for custom EULAs under the App Store Review Guidelines and the Apple Developer Program License Agreement, and include the required Apple provisions below.

This license is between you and Delvir, not Apple, and Apple is not a party to these Terms. Apple has no obligation whatsoever to furnish any maintenance or support services for the App. In the event of any failure of the App to conform to any applicable warranty, you may notify Apple, and Apple will refund the purchase price for the App to you, if any; to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Apple has no other warranty obligation whatsoever with respect to the App, and any other claims, losses, liabilities, damages, costs, or expenses attributable to any failure to conform to any warranty are our sole responsibility, as further set out in these Terms. We, not Apple, are responsible for addressing any claims by you or any third party relating to the App or your possession and/or use of it, including but not limited to: (i) product liability claims; (ii) any claim that the App fails to conform to any applicable legal or regulatory requirement; and (iii) claims arising under consumer protection, privacy, or similar legislation, including in connection with the App's use of any third-party service (of which the App uses none). In the event of any third-party claim that the App or your possession and use of it infringes that third party's intellectual property rights, we, not Apple, will be solely responsible for the investigation, defense, settlement, and discharge of any such intellectual property infringement claim.

You must comply with any applicable third-party terms of agreement when using the App. You and we each represent and warrant that (i) neither of us is located in a country subject to a U.S. Government embargo, or that has been designated by the U.S. Government as a "terrorist supporting" country, and (ii) neither of us is listed on any U.S. Government list of prohibited or restricted parties. You may not use or export the App except as authorized by United States law and the laws of the jurisdiction in which it was obtained.

Apple, and Apple's subsidiaries, are third-party beneficiaries of these Terms, and upon your acceptance of these Terms, Apple will have the right (and will be deemed to have accepted the right) to enforce these Terms against you as a third-party beneficiary of these Terms.

2. The App and how it works

HOA President is a single-purchase, fully offline card-choice game. It has no server, no account system, no in-app purchases, no advertising, and no network functionality of any kind — see our Privacy Policy for detail. All game content ships inside the App and all game state is stored locally on your device. The one exception to "nothing leaves your device" is entirely in your hands: the end-of-run Share and Copy buttons hand your summary to iOS's own share sheet or clipboard, to go wherever you choose to send it. The App itself sends nothing anywhere, and we receive nothing. The App is entertainment. Nothing in it is advice of any kind — legal, financial, governance, or otherwise — and nothing in it describes how any real homeowners association operates or should operate.

3. License grant

Subject to your compliance with these Terms and Apple's Usage Rules, we grant you a limited, personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, non-sublicensable, revocable license to download and use one copy of the App, for your own personal, non-commercial use, on any Apple-branded device that you own or control, as permitted by the App Store's Usage Rules.

4. Restrictions

You agree not to, and not to permit others to:

5. Fictional content and satire disclaimer

HOA President is a work of satirical fiction. It is set in a suburban American subdivision, but Cedar Hollow Estates, its homeowners association, its two election slates — the Garden Slate and the Bylaws Slate — its president, and all of its characters, committees, events, and institutions are invented. It contains:

Every card in the App is comedic exaggeration — opinion, parody, and hyperbole written for entertainment. No card is, or is intended to be read as, a statement of fact about any real person, association, business, or event, and no reasonable player could take it as one. Any resemblance between the App's fictional association, slates, characters, or events and any real association, individual, or event is entirely coincidental and unintended, or, where recognizable as commentary on the mechanics of community governance in general, purely satirical in nature.

The App is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any real homeowners association, community association industry group, management company, or government entity, and nothing in the App should be construed as such affiliation or endorsement.

If you believe a card depicts you. It does not — but resemblance can happen by accident when comedy is drawn from a familiar situation, and we would rather hear about it than not. Write to team@delvir.co with the card and what concerns you. We will review it promptly and, where we agree the resemblance is real and unintended, revise or remove the content in a subsequent update. Doing so is a matter of good practice, not an admission that any content was inaccurate, unlawful, or defamatory.

6. Intellectual property

The App — including its game mechanics as implemented, its software, its card and scenario text, its artwork, its title, and all other content included with the App (the "Content") — is owned by Delvir or its licensors and is protected by United States and international copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. The card deck is the product: the hand-written scenario cards and associated content are Delvir's core creative and commercial asset. Nothing in these Terms transfers any ownership of the App or its Content to you; you receive only the limited license described in Section 3. All rights not expressly granted are reserved.

Feedback. If you send us suggestions, card ideas, or feedback, you grant us a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free license to use them for any purpose without any obligation or compensation to you. Please do not send us anything you consider confidential, and please do not send us stories about real people or real associations.

7. Purchases, refunds, updates, and availability

The App is sold as a one-time purchase through the App Store. All purchases are processed by Apple, and refunds are handled by Apple, not by us, in accordance with Apple's refund policies and the terms you agreed to with Apple. We do not have the ability to independently process, approve, or issue refunds for App Store purchases. To request a refund, use Apple's "Report a Problem" process or contact Apple Support directly.

We have no obligation to provide updates, upgrades, new content, support, or continued availability of the App, and we may modify, revise, or discontinue the App, or any part of its content, at any time. Continued compatibility with future versions of iOS or with any device is not guaranteed.

8. Disclaimer of warranties

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, THE APP IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE," WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, ACCURACY, QUIET ENJOYMENT, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE APP WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, ERROR-FREE, OR FREE OF HARMFUL COMPONENTS, THAT SAVED GAME DATA WILL BE PRESERVED, OR THAT ANY ERRORS WILL BE CORRECTED. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED FROM US OR THROUGH THE APP WILL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY STATED IN THESE TERMS. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES, SO SOME OF THE ABOVE EXCLUSIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU, AND YOU MAY HAVE OTHER RIGHTS THAT VARY BY JURISDICTION.

9. Limitation of liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT WILL DELVIR, ITS OFFICERS, MEMBERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, OR CONTRACTORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, OR GOODWILL, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, THE APP, EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES AND EVEN IF A LIMITED REMEDY IS FOUND TO HAVE FAILED OF ITS ESSENTIAL PURPOSE.

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, OUR TOTAL AGGREGATE LIABILITY TO YOU FOR ALL CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO THE APP OR THESE TERMS, ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WILL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF (A) THE AMOUNT YOU ACTUALLY PAID FOR THE APP, OR (B) TEN U.S. DOLLARS ($10). THESE LIMITS ARE AN ESSENTIAL BASIS OF THE BARGAIN BETWEEN US: WE COULD NOT OFFER THE APP AT THIS PRICE WITHOUT THEM.

SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. Nothing in these Terms excludes or limits liability that cannot lawfully be excluded or limited, such as liability for death or personal injury caused by our gross negligence, or for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation.

10. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Delvir and its officers, members, employees, agents, and contractors from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, judgments, and expenses, including reasonable attorneys' fees, arising out of or in any way connected with (a) your breach of these Terms, (b) your misuse of the App, (c) your violation of any law or of any third party's rights, or (d) your reproduction, republication, or re-presentation of the App's fictional content in a way that suggests it refers to a real person, association, or business. This does not apply to the extent a claim arises from our own willful misconduct or gross negligence. We reserve the right to assume the exclusive defense of any matter subject to indemnification by you, at your expense, and you agree to cooperate with that defense.

11. Age rating; minors and parental consent

The App carries an App Store age rating of 9+, driven solely by infrequent mild crude humor typical of satire. It contains no gambling or simulated gambling, no depicted violence, no sexual or suggestive content, no horror, no advertising, no user-generated content, and no chat or messaging features, and it collects no data from anyone. If you are under the age of majority in your jurisdiction, you may only download, purchase, or use the App with the involvement and consent of a parent or legal guardian, who agrees to be bound by these Terms on your behalf. Parents and guardians are responsible for supervising use of Apple devices and App Store purchases by minors in their care, including via Apple's Screen Time and Ask to Buy features.

12. Termination

These Terms and the license granted under them remain in effect until terminated. We may terminate your license if you fail to comply with any term of these Terms; on termination, you must stop using the App and delete all copies. You may terminate at any time simply by deleting the App from your device, which also deletes all locally stored game data (see our Privacy Policy). Sections 4 through 10 and 13 through 15 survive termination.

13. Governing law, disputes, and your options

Governing law. These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Wyoming, United States, without regard to its conflict-of-laws principles, except to the extent superseded by applicable federal law or by mandatory consumer-protection law of your place of residence, which may give you rights these Terms cannot displace.

Talk to us first. Before filing any formal claim, you agree to contact us at team@delvir.co with a short description of the problem and what you would like us to do, and to give us thirty (30) days to try to resolve it informally. Most problems with a $2.99 game can be settled in an email.

No arbitration requirement. We do not require you to arbitrate, and we do not force you out of court. If informal resolution fails, you are free to bring your claim in court.

Small claims. Either of us may bring an individual claim in a small-claims court that has jurisdiction, including the small-claims court where you live. For a dispute about a low-cost game, that is usually the fastest and cheapest route, and we will not object to it on venue grounds.

Other courts. For any claim that is not brought in small-claims court, you and we agree to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of the state and federal courts located in Wyoming, and each of us consents to personal jurisdiction there — except where applicable law entitles you to bring proceedings in the courts of your own country or state of residence, in which case that right is unaffected.

Individual claims only; jury waiver. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, you and we each agree to bring claims against the other only in an individual capacity, and not as a plaintiff or class member in any purported class, collective, consolidated, private-attorney-general, or representative proceeding, and each of us waives any right to a trial by jury. If this paragraph is held unenforceable as to a particular claim or in your jurisdiction, it does not affect the rest of this Section 13 or these Terms. Nothing here prevents you from reporting a concern to, or participating in a proceeding brought by, a government agency, or from participating in a class-wide settlement.

Time limit. To the extent permitted by applicable law, any claim arising out of or relating to the App or these Terms must be filed within one (1) year after the claim arises, or it is permanently barred. This does not apply where the law of your place of residence prohibits shortening the limitation period.

14. Changes to these Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time, for example to reflect a new App feature. If we make a material change, we will update the "Effective date" above and, where required, notify you through the App Store listing or an in-app notice before the change takes effect. Changes are not retroactive and do not apply to any dispute of which we had notice before the change. Continued use of the App after a change takes effect constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms; if you do not accept them, stop using the App and delete it.

15. General

Severability. If any provision of these Terms is held unenforceable, that provision will be limited or severed to the minimum extent necessary, and the remaining provisions remain in full force and effect. Waiver. Our failure to enforce any provision is not a waiver of it. Assignment. You may not assign or transfer these Terms or any rights under them; we may assign them to an affiliate or in connection with a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets. No other third-party beneficiaries. Except for Apple and its subsidiaries as described in Section 1, these Terms create no rights in any third party. Notices. You consent to receive communications from us electronically, including at the email address you use to contact us; notices to us go to team@delvir.co. U.S. Government end users. The App is "commercial computer software" and "commercial computer software documentation" as those terms are used in 48 C.F.R. §12.212 and §227.7202, licensed to U.S. Government end users only as commercial items and with only those rights granted to all other end users. Headings. Section headings are for convenience only. Entire agreement. These Terms, together with the Privacy Policy, are the entire agreement between you and us regarding the App, except for Apple's Standard EULA and Usage Rules, which continue to apply as described in Section 1.

16. Contact

Delvir Limited Liability Co.
30 N Gould St, Ste R
Sheridan, WY 82801
United States
team@delvir.co