Message from the President

You won the election. Nobody else ran.

The Board, 214 homeowners, the Newsletter, and Curb Appeal are all watching. Please one, answer to another, every month.

The briefingEvery month opens with the minutes. Four meters, one desk, no tutorial.
An item landsForty cubic yards of mulch on your driveway. Someone has to answer for it.
Choose oneTwo or three responses. Each one moves the four meters a different way.
The resultThe meters move. Nobody thanks you. The next item is already in the minutes.
A crisisLet any meter hit zero and you are recalled. Most presidents last a few minutes.
The bulletinYour term, written up for the neighbors. Share it, or don't.

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Hand-written scenarios

A few minutes

A run takes

Nothing

To set up

From the minutes

Five of the three hundred twelve.

Item 1.
Forty cubic yards of mulch arrive on your driveway, because the delivery form listed the president's address, and you are the president now. Nine feet at the peak.
Item 2.
The annual audit is off by eleven dollars. Three residents have offered to pay it. The treasurer says that is not the point. It is month four of this.
Item 3.
A lawn gnome named Gerald has been cited under a statuary rule drafted in 1987. Gerald predates the rule, the committee, and most of the committee's members.
Item 4.
The tennis players hold the court by bylaw; the pickleball players hold it by showing up. Both sides have filed petitions. The petitions share nine signatures.
Item 5.
A resident's goat — registered as an emotional support animal, named Chairman — is technically livestock inside city limits. The citation is addressed to the association. Chairman eats, specifically, compliance notices.
And 307 more
Every scenario is hand-written. None repeats within a run.

How a run goes

One item at a time. Four meters that never agree.

Item 1.

Read the item Something lands in the minutes, with a note from whoever raised it.

Item 2.

Choose one Two or three responses. Each moves your four meters a different way.

Item 3.

Watch the meters Board, Homeowners, Newsletter, Curb Appeal. Let any one hit zero and you are recalled.

Item 4.

Survive the year A run takes a few minutes. Nothing to set up, nothing to sign in to.

Motion carried.

Notice

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One payment. Every future update included. No ads, no in-app purchases, no account, no server — the game makes no network calls at all, and an automated check on every release proves it.